Cc: Mom, I want you to do your hair.
Me: Really? Why?
Cc: Because you are looking dry and you need to moisturize. You don’t need to be going outside looking dry like that.
Me: Lol, ok baby. (Funny thing is, my hair did lack moisture at the time. But man, who wants to be told by their 4 year old that they look “whack”? Lol!)
(It was bed time and CC tried all she could to keep from sleeping in her bed)
Cc: Mom and Dad, do you guys want to sleep in my room tonight? Not like a camp-out or anything, but just so we can all be together.
Dad: Not tonight baby.
Cc: Can you just sleep in here then dad?
Dad: No baby
Cc: Can I sleep in you and mom’s bed?
Cc: Can I sleep on the floor in your room?
Cc: Can I sleep in the living room?
Cc: Well dad, I don’t know what else to tell you.
Dad: I know. Now good night.
Cc: Mom, I’m so sorry that you had to talk to me so much today.
Me: I don’t mind talking if it’s necessary.
Cc: Well, maybe tomorrow we can try for a better tone.
Me: (too tired to laugh for this was after bath time. All I could do was look at her as she continued to talk)
Cc: You know, I was reading this article the other day talking about how adults talk loud to their children, and I don’t really like that.
Me: (again, too tired to laugh. She was so serious.)
Cc: Mom, who fed you when you were a baby?
Me: My mom.
Cc: Did she breastfeed you, or did you drink from a bottle?
Me: A bottle.
Cc: Your mom didn’t breastfeed you at all?
Cc: Not even a little bit?
Cc: She doesn’t have breasts?
Me: LOL!!! Yes, she does.
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