Me: What would you like for lunch?
Cc: (with a smile) Peanut butter and jelly-and-honey sandwich..
Me: You can only have one of the two. (she knew what I was talking about).
Cc: I’ll have peanut butter and the jelly with high fructose corn syrup please.
Cc: Mom, I was wondering……..can I play on the computer after I wash my hands?
Me: Sure you can.
Cc: Oh thanks mom. Do you know you are such a good mommy? You are my most favorite “chocolate mom”.
Cc: Mom, I finished my egg!
Me: Good job baby!
Cc: Can you move those sharp knives off the counter so I can put my plate up there?
Me: They won’t cut you.
Cc: But, they’ll jump off the counter and get me.
Me: Lol, no they won’t.
(I start walking around trying to find my notebook)
Cc: Hey mom, whatcha looking for?
Me: My notebook.
Cc: Why? So you can put that on the blog? Lol.
Cc: Mom, would you like to get traded in for a new mom?
Me: Why would I want to do that?
Cc: Me and dad were thinking about trading each other in and it sounds like fun.
Cc: I thought you might want to do it too.
Cc: It will work when you stop laughing.
Me & cc: LOL!
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