Cc: Mom, this toothpaste is too grown for me.
Me: What do you mean?
Cc: It’s just too spicy, mom. I don’t think I like it.
Cc: Oh mom, these fans are making it cold in here.
Me: Are you cold?
Cc: Yeah, because somebody put this heat on 77 and it’s freezing in here. I don’t know why they did that.
Cc: Are you leaving dad?
Dad: I’m on my way to the chiropractor.
Cc: Is your back hurting?
Dad: It’s a little sore.
Cc: I think you’re just getting old.
Me & dad: LOL!
Cc: Mom, I’m not liking this water.
Me: What’s wrong with it?
Cc: It is too bland.
Me: We should go see our neighbor today. Remember she wants us to meet her friend from Germany?
Cc: Yeah, but not with those red toenails mom. We’re not going anywhere with that.
Me: Lol! What? What’s wrong with red polish on my toes?
Cc: I just don’t like it.